Friday, August 19, 2005

Daily Brew 8/19

Randy Moss said that he has smoked pot in the past, and he "may" still do it. The biggest surprise here is that, at least according to him, he doesn't regularly smoke pot anymore. Is this really news? How many of us didn't think Moss toked? Lets not forget he lost his scholarships from Notre Dame and Florida State for grades, pot and fighting. He nearly ran a cop over in Minnesota and it was discovered pot was in the car. He says he never did it during the season, but last I checked that Minnesota incident occured in like November or December (during the season) and he did have marijuana in the car. In the ash try in a bag, that doesn't sound like he wasn't intending to use it, so I'm not buying that "I don't do it during the regular" season excuse. I might do it every once in a blue moon is how he put it when asked if he still does. That is priceless. I'm betting a blue moon is days not begining with sun, mon or sat. I'm personally calling for the Moss "once in a blue moon" Raiders poster, better yet, he just found the name for his autobiography.

Listen, we all know guys who still light the pipe, and are way too old to be doing it. We all have that friend with the goofy nickname who's still living in a college apartment, works part time, wears sweatpants and watches cartoons all day, so I don't really think this is a big deal. Yes it's illegal, but all the guys who call for Moss or Ricky Williams to have huge fines or suspensions levied on them have all tried pot too, or know someone like those guys. Why should we expect athletes to be different that what we are? Some guys do it, some guys don't, and some are hooked on it. Same can be said for all of us. I don't want anyone to read that argument I made for those guys and think I'm with them and I'm a big fan of the marijuana myself, I'm not. But, why is it that Randy Moss and Ricky Williams are catching as much hell as Ray Lewis did when he "allegedly" was involved in a murder? Look around your office right now, I garuntee you at least 1 out of every 6 guys in your office still uses marijuana. Again does this make it alright, no it doesn't, but lets not go pointing our fingers at the "pot head" players before we take a look around our surroundings.

Dave Bliss is a candidate for a CBA job. That is a joke, people should be more enraged about this than the above story. Why isn't this getting any pub? This guy should never work again, not only in coaching, but in society as a hole. He is a sorry excuse for a human being and what he did was aboslutely dispicable. He slandered the character of a dead man, covered up many unseedly things, and causes the biggest college sports scandal in the history of the NCAA. He should be in prison.

On a lighter note, the Crew got after the Rocket last night to the tune of five runs and picked up a huge win over the Astros 5-2. Game 2 of the four game set is tonight with Doug Davis taking on Wandy Rodriguez. Memo to Ned Yost, Rickie Weeks is not a lead off hitter. Just because your teams only leadoff guy is injured doesn't mean you bump Rickie up one slot. Find someone who can get on base to lead off. Hell let Bill Hall or Damian Miller lead off, but not Ricky Weeks. The biggest misconception about a leadoff hitter is that he needs to be fast, he doesn't. He just needs to see pitches and get on base.

Apparently Zeke is not going to land Dsagna Diop afterall, but he is going after a guy named James Jones? Exactly, this just goes to show you he may not always make the biggest mistake possible, but he'll at least make a big mistake. God love him.

I'm beginning to start to believe the Robert Ferguson trade rumors. Antonio Chatman has believe or not been steady and a reliable target for Favre, and they really like the young guys Terrance Murphy, Craig Braig and Andrae Thurman, especially Murphy. Ferguson has been steady, and a guy I've grown to love, but he looks like he's not going to be anything more than a third reciever, and they're paying him to start. I don't buy for one minute the "Ferguson and a pick to the Eagles for Coery Simon" talk, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's gone.

UW-Stevens Point mens basketball coach Jack Bennett has announced his retirement. Bennett has coached for 33 seasons, 9 at Point, and compiled a record of 200-56 while coaching the Pointers and led them to back to back Championships. His .781 winning percentage at Point is the second highest among all active D3 coaches and third highest in WIAC history.

I liked Gaddis' "Oliver Stone" conspiracy theory about Kobe and Jerry Buss, however I don't think Eagle, I mean Kobe and Jelly Beane (his pops) are on the best of terms, so I don't really think he'd get Henry Bibby fired so his dad could coach.

In a new feature to this site, Gaddis and are are going to take your questions in a column called WWZD, or What Would Zeke Do? You name the player, and the current contract and we tell you if Zeke signs him (usually does) and for how much (usually at least double what he's making now) or if he would pull the trigger on any proposed trades. It doesn't have to be just Basketball either. Let's assume Zeke is running every franchise for every major professional sports league. Send in the querries, this should be fun.

That's about all I got, can't wait till 5:00.

Pancakes...

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would Zeke do with Mr. Owens?

3:59 PM

 
Blogger Justin said...

First of all, Zeke would have approached TO about tearing up the contract, not the other way around like it is now. Afterwards he would sign him to an 8 year, $81 million dollar deal, with $41 million of that coming in the form of a signing bonus. On a side note he would then trade Donovan McNabb to the Lions for Charlie Batch. After the Lions tell him they cut Batch four years ago, Zeke would settle on Jeff Garcia and Wide Reciever Kevin Johnson (thinking it was the former Suns point guard). After learning of the long standing rift between TO and Garcia, Zeke would then buy out the remainder of Garcia's contract and release him (even though he doens't have to buy him out) and sign Jeff George to a five year deal. It doesn't end there my friend. Absolutely certain that he could do a better job of coaching the team, he would fire Mooch (again because of the rift between he and TO) and coach the team himself. After an 0-5 start he would get fed up, quit and hire Jim Mora (not Jr., Sr.) to coach the team. 11 games in and 4-7 on the season, Zeke would make another move and fire Mora. His replacement, Al Pacino. Pacino would eventaully get let go at seasons end because of a shooting match on the sidelines with TO, and Zeke's rage over his refusal to start Willie Beamon ahead of George (I'm assuming Zeke would sign Jamie Foxx to play QB under the circumstances that he wear number 13, drop the name Jamie Foxx for the character name of Willie Beamon, and recreate the music video "my name is Willie." I could keep going...

4:18 PM

 
Blogger Justin said...

This is a tough one. Benson is a guy who's yet to appear in an NFL game yet, and people wonder if he has enough speed, and more importantly if he took too much of a pounding at Texas. I know what you're thinking, sounds like a guy Zeke would lock up (tons of question marks, and you don't really know how good he is) but I'm not to sure on this one. In my opinion, this one could go one of three ways...

1. Zeke offers him his final offer, seven times, and eventually locks him up to a six year $60+ million dollar deal, again $35 million of that is garuanteed money. (Is it me, or does it seem like you could say that for every guy when asking what Zeke would do?)

2. Copy the first scenario and paste it here. Now add this, Zeke goes out and trades for Ricky Williams, giving the Bears Thomas Jones, Cedric Benson and Ricky Williams all in the same backfield to share one football. Zeke later announces that he has instructed Lovie Smith to play Benson at quarterback until Rex Grossman returns. I'm betting on this one to happen.

3. Despite the fact that unlike the Antonio Gates situation, and a lot like the TO situation, he holds a lot of leverage here, Zeke inexplicably decides not to sign Cedric Benson and virtually pisses away the fourth overall pick for nothing. After being told the Bears will still hold the rights to him for a year, Zeke decides to call Paul Allen (owner of the Seahawks). Somehow (?) knowing that the Seahawks may lose Shawn Alexander after this season, Zeke works out a deal with the Seahawks. The Seahawks get Cedric Benson, the Bears get Theo Ratliff and his unisurable knees. After a failed stint at Quarterback, Ratliff is optioned to AAA New York where he assumes the starting center role in the Knick lineup. Advantage, push. Actually I'd have to say this is the most realistic of the scenarios. Every bit of it.

2:20 PM

 
Blogger Justin said...

He actually works the deal out with Allen (owner of Seahawks and Blazers) not the Hawks. My bad.

2:25 PM

 

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